कोच ने कहा कि मैं बेंच की सवारी कर सकता हूं, उसे नहीं पता था कि मैं स्विच हिटर हूं।

Some wood, silicone, clear acrylic, and a touch of oil made for some mighty pleasurable bench ridin'. Necessity is the mother of invention, and some genius somewhere knew how badly I needed to get fucked by a rubber corn cob wrapped in lamb skin. Fucking genius.